You probably think, U.S./Canada, they’re interchangeable because they’re both filled with English-speaking, morbidly obese white people. Well, Manjula, you couldn’t be more mistaken. Americans are pushy, obnoxious, neurotic, crass—anything and everything—the full catastrophe as our friend Zorba might say. Canadians are none of that.The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that’s how I fear Canadians.
To Canadians, everyone is equal.
At the risk of offending all Americans and Canadians, this passage from Where’d You Go, Bernadette made me laugh out loud.